MEET THE CANDIDATES

  Mommy feels she is the most qualified candidate for president. She says the U.S. needs to be run by a female. After all she was once a queen of a colony and it does not get harder than that! She is super assertive and feisty and can keep everyone in line. She cannot be persuaded or bribed and does not take crap from anyone. She is alway

  Mommy feels she is the most qualified candidate for president. She says the U.S. needs to be run by a female. After all she was once a queen of a colony and it does not get harder than that! She is super assertive and feisty and can keep everyone in line. She cannot be persuaded or bribed and does not take crap from anyone. She is always in control and will be a great leader. Mommy is also a huge advocate for spay/neuter after having ten kids out of wedlock and five grandkids that are often on her nerves!! If elected she promises more free spay/neuter clinics!!

  Thor for president, why yes!! Thor’s campaign motto is “Be a buddy, not a bully”.

He hates to put down on one of his fellow candidates, but Smokey was a Fort bully when it came to his brother Thor which is why he is now an office cat!! Funny thing is Thor is now the most dominant male. He thinks being bullied has taught him to be dominat

  Thor for president, why yes!! Thor’s campaign motto is “Be a buddy, not a bully”.

He hates to put down on one of his fellow candidates, but Smokey was a Fort bully when it came to his brother Thor which is why he is now an office cat!! Funny thing is Thor is now the most dominant male. He thinks being bullied has taught him to be dominate and that is a great trait for being the president of the United States! Thor is quite the handsome tabby and a little of that dominance has gotten to his head so if elected he promises to be nicer to his brother, MJ!!   

 Bandit is running!! Ok well maybe she is walking … real slow LOL. Bandit said she is the PURRfect candidate. She is a huge advocate for the plus size population since she is the heaviest of all candidates running. She wants to implement a paw stamp program so that no animal will ever be left hungry or HANGRY for that matter! If elected s

 Bandit is running!! Ok well maybe she is walking … real slow LOL. Bandit said she is the PURRfect candidate. She is a huge advocate for the plus size population since she is the heaviest of all candidates running. She wants to implement a paw stamp program so that no animal will ever be left hungry or HANGRY for that matter! If elected she promises to share her snacks with the less fortunate…. Or so she says? We shall see!

  Fury knows she has what it takes to be president. She has certainly been proven herself to be the most popular with others. She has an easy-going temperament and is a peacemaker for the most part. The good thing about Fury is she has an extraordinarily strong protective instinct and if you are not one of her allies, she will hunt you do

  Fury knows she has what it takes to be president. She has certainly been proven herself to be the most popular with others. She has an easy-going temperament and is a peacemaker for the most part. The good thing about Fury is she has an extraordinarily strong protective instinct and if you are not one of her allies, she will hunt you down. She is all about building a wall to keep out intruders she does not trust. Although she is a mother of five, she is all for spay/neuter to help reduce the pet population!! If elected she promises more world peace! She will also legalize catnip dispensers!

  Oliver has decided to run for president and feels his good looks will win you guys over for sure. He said he may not have much white-collar work experience, but he is very skilled with his paws and fixing things he break….. NOT!!! He has applied to work for the local water company since he is an expert with water fountains and any type 

  Oliver has decided to run for president and feels his good looks will win you guys over for sure. He said he may not have much white-collar work experience, but he is very skilled with his paws and fixing things he break….. NOT!!! He has applied to work for the local water company since he is an expert with water fountains and any type of flowing water, but he has yet to be hired?? He believes in play before work, I mean work before play …!! Since Oliver likes to play so much, if elected he promises to try and make the work week a 4 day one LOL! Every cat WILL finally catch that red dot while Oliver is in office!

  Felix for president!! Felix’s campaign is all for BLACK CAT lives matter! He is sick of black cats getting a bad rap and being known for bad luck and witchcraft. He is not happy that black cats are 2/3 less likely to be adopted than other color cats such as his fellow candidates. If elected he will make sure to bring awareness to the fa

  Felix for president!! Felix’s campaign is all for BLACK CAT lives matter! He is sick of black cats getting a bad rap and being known for bad luck and witchcraft. He is not happy that black cats are 2/3 less likely to be adopted than other color cats such as his fellow candidates. If elected he will make sure to bring awareness to the fact that black cats are indeed some of the sweetest, most loving cats out there. He says he has video and picture proof of this but if you follow him on Fort Feline you already know!!! Felix promises to defund all kill shelters nationwide! 

Smokey is running with full confidence he will win. He said he has been an office cat for a couple of years now and is well educated in the white-collar work scene. He is currently the CFO, Chief Feline Officer, at Future Image Inc. He spends 24/7 at the office which makes him a work horse! He is not much for answering the phones but says

Smokey is running with full confidence he will win. He said he has been an office cat for a couple of years now and is well educated in the white-collar work scene. He is currently the CFO, Chief Feline Officer, at Future Image Inc. He spends 24/7 at the office which makes him a work horse! He is not much for answering the phones but says he answers emails as soon as he is awake from napping! If elected he promises to implement afternoon siestas for all those hard workers such as himself!